I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to me. I am not mean. Nor stuck up. The best part of Tumblr is meeting people who are just as crazy obsessed with things as you are. So come and say hi.
- TYPE YOUR NAME: Maria
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: NMaria
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Maria
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mZrria
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: tyg
- everyone: it's just a movie.
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
When you're asked to babysit small children...
Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .
And then There is Me.
The awkward moment when you realize your existence is insignificant