April 2012
March 2012
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
3 tags
WHAT IS LIFE?!!
Robsten will be the death of me!!
joy. the time has come.
peregrint:
kuma-la-la:
twelvebats:
...
“Take heart, daughter, your faith has healed you.”
– Matthew 9:22 (via breanna-lynn)
People: You're ugly.
Me: Okay.
People: You're stupid.
Me: Cool.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: Kristen Stewart is ugly
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run.
hemsworth family reunions
liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
“Some people have lives; some people have music.”
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green and David Levithan (via alexandersupertramps)
Every damn time
Uterus: It's baby time, girl!
Me: NO
Uterus: ...
Uterus: ...
Uterus: ...
Uterus: ...
Uterus: Come on, compadres! Let's get revenge on this evil woman who did not get babies!!
Me: What NO PLEASE
Stomach: ALL THE PAIN
Brain: ALL DEPRESSIONS AND FEELINGS
Me: NO STOP IT PLEASE
Me: SOB
Uterus: EXCELLENT! *evil laugh*
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
