May 2012
FUN Radio: What are the first three things you do when you wake up, in order?
Rob: Complain. About being awake. Huuuh, feel confused about where I am. Check that my arms and legs are still attached.
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THEY BOTH QUIT SMOKING!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MAY WILL FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE MONTH
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Indonesia is my new favorite country, God bless!
amazing, faithful people.
May 29th
Thought I'd introduce you to my best friends.
fishingboatproceeds: mrs-joe-walker:
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Toothpicks are now the sexiest objects in the...
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metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE  Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　 Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo  Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~ 
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how can people live without belonging to a fandom OMG. What's the meaning of their lives?!
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Listen 5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From...
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
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SWATH debuts with 83% on Rotten Tomatoes!!!!
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mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
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fangirl life: everyday I'm suffering
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me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
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ROB JUST GAVE UP SMOKING
inmyhappyplace: AND I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM WITH WHAT HE DID Omg I was hoping they’d quit smoking and now this omg I cannot really I’m so happy for Rob and I hope Kristen quits too bec I want them to live healthy and smoking doesn’t help Not that I have something against smokers I’m just happy really EVERYONE FEEL MY HAPPINESS IT’S IN HUGE FREAKING WAVES I CANNOT CONTAIN IT
May 28th
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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