FUN Radio: What are the first three things you do when you wake up, in order?
Rob: Complain. About being awake. Huuuh, feel confused about where I am. Check that my arms and legs are still attached.
THEY BOTH QUIT SMOKING!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MAY WILL FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE MONTH
Indonesia is my new favorite country, God bless!
amazing, faithful people.
Thought I'd introduce you to my best friends.
Toothpicks are now the sexiest objects in the...
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
how can people live without belonging to a fandom OMG. What's the meaning of their lives?!
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
SWATH debuts with 83% on Rotten Tomatoes!!!!
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
fangirl life: everyday I'm suffering
me: i'll do it at 7PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
ROB JUST GAVE UP SMOKING
inmyhappyplace: AND I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM WITH WHAT HE DID Omg I was hoping they’d quit smoking and now this omg I cannot really I’m so happy for Rob and I hope Kristen quits too bec I want them to live healthy and smoking doesn’t help Not that I have something against smokers I’m just happy really EVERYONE FEEL MY HAPPINESS IT’S IN HUGE FREAKING WAVES I CANNOT CONTAIN IT
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.