*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
blurdays: 9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future
But if we are to share his glory, we must also share his suffering.– Romans 8:17 (via create-the-good)
Elizabeth: I wonder who discovered the power of poetry in driving away love.
Mr. Darcy: I thought poetry was the food of love.
Elizabeth: Of a fine, stout love. But if it is only a vague inclination, one poor sonnet will kill it.
sheriffstilnski: fuckyeahpotions-master: looking back on my life i’ve always been obsessed with something #i still don’t get what people who aren’t obsessed with things actually do
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
lazarus-james: mastaofsass: I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. Is there a fandom for this guy yet?
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
You’ve already failed people so many times that they judge you for it. Some even...– (August 27, 2012)